Spare me your ridicules

Odds are, I've already heard them...

Previously awkwardpandanatsuki

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via konopeznagelokomilk)

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

(via konopeznagelokomilk)

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

(via ruinedchildhood)

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic, via kianlawley)

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

(via ruinedchildhood)

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via heatherbishopus)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via princesshaleynicole)

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