Spare me your ridicules

I'm very awkward in practically any social situation and I love 5 seconds of summer

Previously awkwardpandanatsuki

bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

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humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

svvitzerland:

coolscar:

whorville:

whorville:

Which state is the loudest

Illinoise

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

silence is the loudest scream

that was deep

(via woooluke)

get to know me meme: [1/10 favorite celebrities]: Nicki Minaj - “When I”m assertive, I’m a bitch. When a man’s assertive, he’s a boss. He’s bossed up. No negative connotation behind being “bossed up,” but lots of negative connotation behind being a bitch. — When you’re a girl, you have to be everything. You have to be dope at what you do but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that, and you have to be nice. It’s like, I can’t be all those things at once. I’m a human being.”

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shucking:

newtmastime:

but can someone please tell me the secret of thomas sangster’s eternal youth i mean srsly image

dermatologists hate him

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IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

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copyrlght:

when you try your best

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but you dont succeed

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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